Fortune Cookies | Truckerfest 2023 Artists

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15 different nuggets of wisdom from your favorite Truckerfest 2023 Artists.

Collect them all!
These are randomly pulled and packaged. Sorry, but there is no way for us to know which fortune your cookies will contain.

Below are all 15 different fortunes you may find:

1a.) I’m Whiskey drunk and bulletproof I don’t need you anymore ~ White Iron Band
1b.) And if you don’t like what I’m saying go and throw me out the door ~ WIB HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

2a.) It’s time to switch to whiskey, we’ve been drinking beer all day. ~ Corb Lund
2b.) Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October Bands that don’t suck/online radio HappyProductions.Live

3a.) There’s beer that needs drinking, Mere Haggard that needs singing. Here’s to the working class
3b.) Everybody else can kiss my ass ~ Sunny Sweeney HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

4a.) Let yourself be free in a moment of time. When you lose control you will find your passion ~ Alexander Craig
4b.) Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October Bands that don’t suck/online radio HappyProductions.Live

5a.) What’s that smell & who’s the sonofabitch that left up the toilet seat? Blame it on the dog ~ Joe Stamm
5b.) Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October Bands that don’t suck/online radio HappyProductions.Live

6a.) There’s something special about you baby, there’s something real about you, too ~ Mae Simpson
6b.) They say the sky is the limit but I feel we can do so much more ~ Mae S. HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

7a.) Forgive yourself for your past. Let go of the anger, there’s a bigger plan ~ Joyann Parker
7b.) Take all you’ve been gifted, go be who you were meant to be ~ Joyann HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

8a.) When she ain’t happy, no one’s happy, imma maker happy tonight. ~ Pistol Whippin’ Party Penguins
8b.) What about Doug? ~ PWPP Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

9a.) I got thoughts that need thinking, things I gotta do. Stories left to to write so I can tell them all to you
9b.) I got one life to live so I’ll keep on hummin’ along ~MoeDeLL HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

10a.) Soak it in, the bad & the good. This fickle life is only misunderstood. ~ Maygen & The Birdwatcher
10b.) Sweet’s only sweet when you’ve tasted the sour ~Maygen&Birdwatcher HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

11a.) WWJD? Apparently, he’s good friends with you. That scares the hell outta me, cuz I think you’re a dick ~ Drew
11b.) What would LL Cool J do cuz ladies ❤ him & I do too ~ Drew Peterson HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

12a.) Don’t trust the women that come to your shows. The ones who drink whiskey & powder their nose ~ Gregg H
12b.) Deece ~ Gregg Hall & The Wrecking Ball Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October HappyProductions.Live Online Radio

13a.) I can be that cool drink of water I can be that sweet sweet wine. ~ Doug Otto & The Getaways
13b.) Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October Bands that don’t suck/online radio HappyProductions.Live

14a.) I bought your record & I heard your song & I love it, but that third song should be in G ~ Dellwood
14b.) Truckerfest – 2nd weekend in October Bands that don’t suck/online radio HappyProductions.Live

15a.) Sometimes little things can get yer goat. Can’t we all just get past that bullshit? ~ Christopher David Hanson
15b.) Truckerfest – 2nd Weekend in October Bands that don’t suck/online radio HappyProductions.Live